"what if sam is hydra"
what if i reached across time and space to slap your soul right out of your body
i really dislike those posts that say stuff like “date a girl who reads” or “date a nerdy girl” no date a girl who makes you laugh and smile 24/7
You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war
shut the fuck up steve
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
but your great great great granddaughter however is doing fine
*me pointing to fictional character* they’re aromantic
*fandom crying voice* no… that’s impossible… they cant be aromantic………. Stop….. theres no proof…… ………. they never said they are Not Romantic….. please stop talking about aromance…….. you’re wrong…… stop saying this fake thing….
*me pointing to fictional character* luv that aromantic person
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless