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nonbinaryzombieromano:

everyone is like “look at the new update”

and i’m just here like “??? but i can’t read japanese”

Posted 1 day ago

literally just pledging allegiance to the booty all diddly darn day

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Title: The Wave

Artist: Miike Snow

alt-speak:

"They told me I wasn’t anything

Before the bombs started falling

I was a fee for the master

I was a walking disaster”

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Posted 4 days ago

spinspinda are you a tree cause you leaf me in a pristine, oxygen-enriched environment

Posted 4 days ago

holy shit i deleted all my texts and a bunch of pictures to try and make room for the update (plot twist: i could not) but now my imessages are slow????

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Posted 4 days ago

oh my gosh if you ever, ever need help but dont know who/ dont have anyone to talk to, go to

»>7 Cups of Tea«<

you are connected to a live Listener who is there to hear you out and help you. your first connection(s) might not work out well, but i have been talking to this girl for an hour and i feel so much better she is a b l e s s i n g so please do not give up, god speed

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